I have so much I want to give you, so much I want to make up for. You deserve the world, you deserve all the love, and hugs, and happiness.  And I would do everything in my power to give it to you.  I don't care about anything else.  I always promised you I was going to hold on, and never let go.... that I would always love you no matter what...  and I intend to keep that promise.  You will get those hugs.

I'm dying ROFLMAO 🤣
From the Oregon voter's pamphlet

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We salute you Michael Selvaggio, you mad lad genius. 🫡  

You ever bite into a hot slice of pizza and absolutely destroy the roof of your mouth? Yeah..... the bigger lesson here though, is don't eat anything with salt on it later... trust me on this. 😭